Found inside – Page 48But one evening, when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: “Do you realize that, as of tonight ... Found inside – Page 69thought of a joke about it being foul, not fair, but kept it to himself. ... He couldn't think of anything to say, except a joke—"if you really want your ... Found inside – Page 267Her father was like that sometimes, thinking up weird practical jokes. She stared out the window. "Patti goes, 'Do you have any suggestions? The best part is they won't even realize that they're actually learning along the way as well! Names, christmas, animal jokes, this book has everything! This book is perfect for long trips, or reading home to your kids of their friends. Found inside – Page 145О Ask, “What if your professor or supervisor is telling jokes. ... Answers: People may think you're laughing at them; they might think you're strange or ... 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Found inside – Page 59Do you expect to keep your place if you tell the old lady that the jug was broken in a scuffle with a soldier, who wanted to look in your pretty face ?" " Do you really think I shall lose my place, then ?" said Patty, very seriously ; for she began to ... Found inside“Lottery Winner” 209 A man said to his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery? ... The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so? With the advent of Twitter, almost anyone can be a comedian.This book also has a significant portion dedicated to the art of the dad joke, because there's nothing quite like laughing at something that you also think is a really silly pun ... Found inside – Page 163... i could get hepatitis from it, but that it was somehow contaminated, it's just not clean. i don't really think you could get it [hepatitis] that way. Found insideIf you really think practice makes perfect— watch the government manage the economy. 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